Wordy Wednesday: Fluffy la Voie
My porn star name, based on the name of my first pet and my mother’s maiden name, is Gussy Baker. This has a nicely 20s sound to it, but I must admit that my one-time boyfriend’s porn star name was even better: Fluffy La Voie. It’s so good that it makes me want to set up a porno company, despite disapproving of the industry (in broad terms).
I’m in the south of France with my English boyfriend Nick, my Brazilian friend Paulo, his French boyfriend Didier, and our Dutch friend Yvonne. We sat around the fire pit outside, eating samosas I’d made earlier, and drinking rose, and then retired inside to a supper of red cabbage and walnut salad, with duck breasts cooked on the fire pit by Nick (who was careful not to let the sparks carry far as, unlike Dorset, it’s hardly rained here for the last 6 months).
Do you know your ‘Rock Group’ name? Paulo told me his, from yesterday: Commando Gizzards. To arrive at your Rock Group name, simply take the colour of your knickers plus the last thing you ate. Tonight, Yvonne’s group name is Green Samosas, mine is Pink Canard, Didier’s is White Pear, and Nick’s is Black Comte. A new generation of rock gods is born.
Here’s what we were listening to by the fire:
Happy New Year, everyone.xxx